So, what’s love? is it a question worthy asking? or everyone can explain it differently? Well, lets ride along with the experts!
Story time
By Eriah Lule
I had decided to spend my Saturday indoors; I wanted my mind to be at peace away from the chaotic Country both virtually and physically. By the time it clocked 5pm, my body was aching. I felt my skin craving for some heat. Dude, I jumped on a Jaj for the Sauna.
At the reception, the tall slim dark-skinned belle, smiled, as she handed me that green sheet/cloth.
Her: Oops, sandals are done, but can I give you a blue and red, they don’t match?
Me: It’s well…. Off to the washroom to change, my body was aching.
Bro code bounds me to say this but for the sake of the jazz, let me cook!
I met another dude undressing, dark skinned 6’4 feet with a belly, he looked 7 months pregnant. He was in the mirror looking at him self…it felt gloss, but we were adults.
The Sauna Biz!
When you hit the wash room, you undress to Adam’s suit and you wrap with a green sheet. The secret is when you hit the Sauna/steam bath, the heat can pinch to your digestive system!
With my blue-red Sandals I opened the Sauna door, the Christmas tree (Kakomela) that was placed at the end of the boiler gave a very exciting Smell, inside was the drama…
I met 3 men, all around 45-65 years, with lady in her late 50s, she was sitted in the corner; they were talking at the top of their voices, when I entered, they all kept quiet.
No sooner had I entered than the lady moved out and a moment of silence hit for 3 minutes. Could they hold it for that long, dude they let it loose!
Man 1: What can I do?
Man 2: Just go home, pack her stuff and throw her out.
They sneezed as their bodies let sweat, running all over their bellies, they looked funny, but I kept quite and attentive, I knew I had to milk this jazz for you.
Man 3: Are sure you have the evidence?
Man 1: C’mon I made the test at Mengo Hospital.
Man 2: Nze I once got madam red handed, you recall back in 2003.
Man 1: Nawe, your madam has been in chaos for time, even last year.
They all laughed, in my corner still confused, they spoke in codes …I kept my patience, but this time we were damn sweating!
They all burst out once, I couldn’t stay even though I had just entered, I had to catch-up with the jazz.
Off to the Cafeteria, I met them taking tea and Gnuts, now jazz had got really lit!
Man 1: Bro, my situation is called Azoospermia
Man 3: You said you don’t have bullets when you shoot?
Man 1: Yes, my gun shoots, empty shots!
Man 1: When my wife went for a burial in her village, I called all my 7 children, I even picked those in boarding.
Man 3: Anha…
Meanwhile on my side I pretended to watch TV but attentive.
Man 1(Now breaking down): Do you that all the 7 Children are not mine.
All of us: Eeh!
Man 3: Even the Magistrate?
Man 1: Don’t forget the PR I just sent to Aga Khan in Kenya last year.
Me (Silently): Ehyi
Man 1: I wanted to be sure, even my second woman, with my 2 children.
Man 2 and 3: Anha
Man 1: Both aren’t mine, imagine she was on my neck, her kids must be on ACE curriculum, for those I pay 2M each in lower classes.
Man 2: Your situation is worse but when I realized that my first born belonged to her boss, I changed the Will!
All of them: olimba(shocked)
Man 2: She changed bedrooms now sleeps with the grand kids.
Man 3: When my woman realized I got another woman, she played dirty, I even fear DNA.
Man 3: But I have treated infections nkooye.
Man 1: I don’t know how to confront this lady, we have been together for over 30 years.
They headed to the washroom and after dressing up they drove off and left… With my cup, I kept thinking, what is Marriage?
X @Lule Eriah
